Your server’s wildest watchdog
Squatch keeps watch over your game servers, updates Discord every minute, and brings back the tracks your community actually cares about.
From the first setup step to the hundredth status refresh, Squatch does the wandering so your players don’t have to.
Live server status
Squatch posts one clean status embed with the server name, map, capacity, player details, and join address. Then it keeps that message current without filling the channel with noise.
Resilient monitoring
Temporary network trouble doesn’t instantly paint a healthy server red. Squatch retries, preserves the last complete status, and recovers cleanly when the trail reappears.
Your camp, your rules
Choose player-list themes, hide or rename fields, localize status text, and add up to three useful links. Every setup step stays private until you publish.
Server analytics
Private, Squatch-themed reports reveal average and peak population, query success, latency, maps, and the player signals each platform can truthfully provide.
24 hours · 7 days · 30 days
Squatch asks only for what it needs to post and refresh status. No Administrator. No Manage Messages. Server tools stay behind Discord’s Manage Server permission.
Tracks look good from here
Yooo. Bot awake. Forest weird. Your status? Covered.
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